The Lipgloss I’ve Sold in Every Girl’s Bathroom Across the 843
What happens in the ladies bathroom usually stays there–unless it’s this lipgloss.
It all started when my friend Erika asked this drop dead gorgeous girl at a cabana party in Miami how she got her lips to look so plump and perfect. This angel gladly shared her secret sauce to juicy lips without the juvederm–we love her.
She whipped out the Too Faced Lip Injection from her Dior mini saddle and gladly shared with the class aka the rest of the mf pool party. My friend group has never been the same since and I sell one of these bad boys every time I’m borderline black out in either the Uptown Social or Dispensary bathroom–I’ve definitely even given a few bottles away in there so shoutout to my new friends that haven’t seen since, hope your luscious lips are thriving, lol.
My friends and I keep this gloss in our cars, bags, bedside tables–hell, anywhere we MAY need a swipe of gloss in a pinch. Thank God for Erika truly doing the Lord’s good work by aking random hot girls in Miami how they look so good.
A close second to the Too Faced Lip Injection is the new Fenty Gloss Bomb Heat. I love this one because it has a great natural tint to it with the added lip plumping powers. I recently just got this gloss and can’t wait to meet more drunk girls in the bathroom with it.
Hope you guys enjoy. xx
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